About the Author

Yup, that's me in the picture. Smiling, wearing a tie. And the sexy lady on my right would be my girlfriend[1]. I know I know, how did you do it? Drugs? Lies? Money? Believe it or not, something about being a nice guy. I find it hard to believe myself at times as she's so amazingly wonderful and so very sexy. But it's true. Aww... love... ain't it insane?

Anyway, a little about me. I'm in my mid 30s and work as a network administrator for a manufacturing company. But that's kind of dull. On the weekends, I perform as part of a fight troupe called The Good, The Bad and The Ugly or just GBU. I designed (with some help) the website and I currently maintain it. I'm also part of Autumn Tree Productions, Autumn Tree Armored Combat Company and Paragon Jousting. The last of which I also server as webmaster.

What else is there? The above keeps me pretty busy. But I also have a past.

Like most humans, I was born to parents. I was born in Washington, D.C. in the fall of 1971. I had two loving parents and a hellish older sister growing up. We lived in Maryland (for the most part) until I was in the sixth grade, then when we moved to Massachusetts to be closer to my parents' parents. I thrived there until I graduated high school in 1989 and went on to school at Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute as a computer science major. This is where things began to get weird.

Off to College...

[1] She is now my ex-girlfriend, but everything else still applies. She's better looking than I am so I figured I'd leave the picture up there... for now. Yes, we're still friends, I'm not a stalker.